i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
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not to sound like a 5th grade health teacher but this whole idea that drinking alcohol for the first time symbolizes maturity and/or loosening up and not being up tight is how do I say…Fucked Up
she needs her pussy ate
Who?
the girl reading this
can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding.
me: I’M GONNA GET BETTER
me, 2 mins later: nevermind let me die
the only two lesbian moods are 1) I love my future wife and 2) need a hot girl to r*w me
